Wow! What an amazing new blog I'm writing. Welcome and thank you for either:
a) Following my musings from the get-go
b) Reading through all my old posts (if this is now some time in the future)
c) Randomly pressing buttons and coming across this page
I have been meaning to set up a new blog for a while now, and having seen the impeccable quality of some of the other blogs I have been following recently (big props to the The Sassy Curmudgeon and Hyperbole And A Half) I have been inspired to shift my derriere and start writing. My problem with previous blog attempts is that I have often blogged myself into a corner with existential musings, or blogged myself to sleep with inane ramblings about the tedious details of my daily life. Ergo, I feel some sort of manifesto is in order. Here is the content I will aim for:
1) Only revisit particularly significant events from my life, thereby ignoring all of the daily chaff that occupies my tiny world
2) All ideas to be discussed to their conclusion, because nothing is worse than reading a half-formed illegible musing
3) No destructive existentialism, because frankly it can be depressing, and nobody likes a whiner
4) Free cake for everyone*
(*Please note that free cake may or may not be forthcoming - this item is not contractually binding)
I look forward to bending your ears with tales of what I have been up to, what I want to do, and what I think of stuff. I've got a few ideas in mind to get me started, but I guess the point of a good blog is to develop it's scope over time. I'll start with a couple of excellent life lessons...
1) Eat like nobody's watching
2) Poop like nobody is in the cubicle next to you
Brace yourselves for post number two
Daily Tourettes: Clam-lapper
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